a laurel, and hardy handshake.  This upset Mr. Rose, because he thought he was going to be able to keep...

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... his hands to himself. Once, I saw Marcus Monk out run a cheetah and kill a...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

...hangover by drinking...

beer and tomato juice.  The best way to prevent a hangover is...

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...never stop drinking. I saw a packer fan walking his pet sheep just before he....

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

went to California for his wedding.  His sheep sure looked ...

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Greg Luganis wearing a wool sweater. I was watching Saved by the Bell this morning, it is hard to believe that...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

Elizabeth Berkley did not get an academy award nomination for Showgirls.  After seeing last weeks People magazine, it is even harder to believe that  Mario Lopez was acting when he...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLr5AYl5f4

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cried when he was on Dancing with the Stars.  Speaking of, that Julianne Hough is one fine...

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.. Singer. Boy, if I could have just one minute with her I would...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

gaze into her eyes and tell her how much better I look in tights than Apollo Anton Ono. Speaking of tights, did you see...

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Shakira shaking her bum with Beyonce. That's probably the one time I would have got arrested for...

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...the same thing PEE-WEE Herman did. Sometimes, when I'm surfing the internet I'll....

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 need to use the mouse with my left hand. That's because my right hand is ..

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currently being sat on so I can lose all feeling in it.  After I have lost all feeling in it, I...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

... I get drunk and yell at Jill and call her the stranger. Then my kids run around yelling "Stranger Danger!" before I ...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

...get buzy with a little "stranger danger" of my own. When I'm done I always like to....

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

go on CBMB and post something that makes no sense.  I usually go to a forum where I...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

... post things under the name Higginbotham. Man, if I was a pickle I would...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

walk into the nearest neighborhood tavern and ask the bartender for a stiff one.  He would reply...

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..."Thats what she said". After that, the bar tender poured me a nice crown and...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

 said your king for the day, and now you shall walk among the

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

Belivers. "The Streets will flow with the blood of the non believers!" he said after ripping out my heart like in Indiana...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”