becoming her number one stage fan.  The thing about JJ was that she really worked the pole well, she reminded me of the gymnast from...

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Russia, man she could put her body in several positions, my favorite was..

 

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splits.  She asked me to try to do the splits as well, one my 1st attempt I heard this loud...

tear in my tights.  I was very embarressed because...

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...I was wearing a kilt.  "Oh me Blarney Stones!!" I cried as she...

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began demanding to know military secrets. Its then I realized this was Putin's girlfriend a KGB Operative. I told her......

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name, rank, and serial number only.  She then got out about a dozen spring loaded clothespins and started...

Poking me in the eyes, and calling me moojambo, afterwards she stripped down and began singing kumbyya

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

to the wrong tune.  I didn't mind though because she started to...

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... bring beer, and lots of it. I got drunk with her and...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

...woke up in a puddle of cold urine.  MOM!!!  I yelled and...

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In rolled this guy, literally. He thanked me for spilling the beans on the...............

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...pee soaked bed.  "Adds to the flavor", he said as he rolled over to...

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make his exit from the room.  I went home to tell my friends what happened, but first stopped at the...

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Harlem Furniture store to see if my new, now pee soaked, mattress was covered under warranty.  Since this was not the first time it happened....

I luckily had pee soakage insurance on it. They promptly got me a new...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

mattress and asked that this not happen again.  The sales lady got a little personal when she asked...

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...if I had any rubber sheets.  "No." I said, "I'm not into that kinky stuff although, this one time I did watch a women sand her bunions, but that only made me...

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hungry for a burrito.  My favorite place for a good burrito is...

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LaBamaba in Champaign.  While the food is good, watching the drunk coeds wait in line is even better.  Some times the line is so long, and they are so drunk...

...I feel like I am at Freebirds in College Station. Then I remeber that I am at LaBamaba and begin to sing...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

...Twist and Shout.  I get confused because the music is the same, which reminds me of....

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Hedgehogs. I mean really, are they hogs or are they...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

sheep.  I guess it really makes no difference if you...

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... drink enough Crown Royal. Speaking of that, did you hear Dubya say...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”