mpike1:

... drink enough Crown Royal. Speaking of that, did you hear Dubya say...

why in the world would Hester holdout? Man I just wanted too.....

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go down to Boubanaise and watch him play.  As I was cruising down I-57 I saw blonde in a...

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strait jacket jump of that purple bridge in Matteson.  Before she hit the pavement...

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Buddha13:

strait jacket jump of that purple bridge in Matteson.  Before she hit the pavement...

...she fixed her make up.  I saw an old shoe on the side of the road...

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ChicaGO BEARS!!!!!

it looked like the one I was missing, so I put it on.  I really wished I looked inside first, when I put it on my foot I felt...

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a sharp object insert itself between two of my toes.  As I took my shoe off, all that I could see was...

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this syringe sticking out between my toes.  Written on the side of the syringe was..

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"Made in China" So I..

Silvertonlovesdabears:

"Made in China" So I..

said "Figures" as I pulled it out and tossed it on to the playground.  I limped to the sidewalk and...

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ChicaGO BEARS!!!!!

showed my foot to John McCain, who is so out of touch he thought I was showing him a new urban greeting.  He shook my foot and...

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GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... said "thats quite a pimp limp, Homie." Turns out, it was actually Barrack Obama and...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

...he said, "have you seen John McCain, I heard he's so out of touch that he thought he'd get Blue Tooth by eatting a Black Berry."  "That was the best joke I've heard all day" I said, then I left to go...

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PICKUP MY SAILOR SUIT AND MY INDUSTRIAL SIZE CONTAINER OF VASELINE, AND HEADED TO THE...

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

Packers training camp.  I stopped at a gas station to pick up a refreshing Mr Pibb, I couldn't find it so I...

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got me a large Dr. Pepper instead.  Now I keep singing, "I'm a Pepper, your a Pepper, Julius...

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... Peppers will slap a dude. My Dr. Pepper was so flat that...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

that I had to pour a few shots of tequila into it.  If you have ever tried it, you would know that Dr. Pepper and Tequila mixed together taste like...

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... deer urine. All the bucks love some...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

quiet time after watching Baywatch.  My favorite charactor was...

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CB she could fit a whole.....

of top into that little red swimsuit. I was at the beach and saw Lindsay Lohan with...

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David Hasselhoff.  That's is an odd couple I thought to myself, she is not German and he is not...

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high. Last time I saw the Hoff with a woman he was...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”