Thank You! Chicago!

^is this for real. wait Marcus is like god. If we ever heard his voice our heads would explode. this must be marcus monk's metatron.

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I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.
Vince Lombardi

Marcus Monk is the reason the Cubs havent won a world series in a hundred years, he thinks "Cubbie Blue" clashes with his gold teeth...

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus is so great that when he posts in his own forum every one shuts up and disappears.

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I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.
Vince Lombardi

I was having a bowl of my favorite Cereal this morning....Alphabet's....And low and behold...When I poured on the milk.........Marcus Monk spelled out.......Unbelievable....

Marcus Monk:

Thank You! Chicago!

You're welcome Marcus!  Welcome to Chicago.  I heard your legend is growing so fast that this message board can't even keep up with your growing legend...

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Kyle Orton is our quarterback. He will keep us entertained!

Marcus Monk gets 400 pts everytime in Scrabble......for his FIRST word.

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

ORLFLBEAR:

Marcus Monk:

Thank You! Chicago!

You're welcome Marcus!  Welcome to Chicago.  I heard your legend is growing so fast that this message board can't even keep up with your growing legend...

This has got to be the real Marcus Monk!  His legend told him to reply to us revering Bear fans.

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Kyle Orton is our quarterback. He will keep us entertained!

Marcus Monk:

Thank You! Chicago!

FALSE IDOL. ADMINS BANNED HIS ACCOUNT.

IF THIS WAS THE REAL MONK THE ADMINS WOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED BY MONK.

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I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.
Vince Lombardi

Marcus Monk once did a suplex on Simba's father Mufasa...

Marcus Monk would have saved the cast and crew of Gilligans Island THAT first day.

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

 Marcus Monk raised his fist in the air and with incredible force released his awesome power....Which is now known as             

 

 

 

 

 

THE BIG BANG

Rroxon7:

 Marcus Monk raised his fist in the air and with incredible force released his awesome power....Which is now known as             

 

 

 

 

 

THE BIG BANG

I've heard this is how women describe certain acts of kindess Marcus Monk performs......

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus Monk is so great, that the refs just stand in the huddle, and wait for a pass play to be called, when done, they automatically signal touchdown!

With today being Velcro's 50th B-day, The have announced they are changing the name to Marcus Monk

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

tdndenver:

Rroxon7:

 Marcus Monk raised his fist in the air and with incredible force released his awesome power....Which is now known as             

 

 

 

 

 

THE BIG BANG

I've heard this is how women describe certain acts of kindess Marcus Monk performs......

...I'm hoping to be that good someday........hahahah  I'm kind but no Marcus Monk....

Marcus Monk can solve math problems that make George Dantzig shake his head.......( lets see who knows Dantzig..WITHOUT googling him)

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

I hope one day soon people like me, can call all of you out and tell you to eat crow

I'm sure your all very secure with the unproven Bradley and aging Booker at the top spots



(No pun intended, I love both, but there is no reason to doubt Monk if you don't doubt anyone else on this recieving core)

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Rex Grossman=Hero

Earl Bennett, Greg Olsen, Kellen Davis, Marcus Monk= Future offensive weapons

Marcus Monk's first dinner was Crow.....But he looked up and said           Yummm...Taste like chicken.....

Marcus Monk did Kelly Kapowski and Jesse Spano... at the same time.

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Kyle Orton will be the starting QB for our 2008 Chicago Bears

Rroxon7:

Marcus Monk's first dinner was Crow.....But he looked up and said           Yummm...Taste like chicken.....

It was Marcus Monk NOT Marie Antoniette who said... "Let them eat crow, I did..."

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus Monk doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Marcus Monk plays hot potato with himself cause nobody wants to play with him since he uses a live grenade...