Ketchup. I watch bears games at...

... the old broken spoke. I like to play ball with drunk old... 

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

-timers who can't move around too much anymore.  It was going great until this one play, I went up for a rebound and all of a sudden...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

BAM!!!!! I fall to the ground and turn around to see Jordan hanging on the rim. After realizing I just got dunked on, he told me........

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calabis:

BAM!!!!! I fall to the ground and turn around to see Jordan hanging on the rim. After realizing I just got dunked on, he told me........

that I need to wake up.  Then the alarm went off and......

I kicked Karla Knaffel out of the bed. On her way out the door...

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I asked...."Is he still the greatest?" She turned and said ..........

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"yes he is," but "your the boss."  I smacked the ho' and said, "wrong, Tony Danza's...

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the boss in my kitchen.  Tony was making a pie the other day with Giada () from the Food Network, I couldn't help but notice her...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

. taco smelled like tuna. She just smiled and said...

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

start eating, its low in carbs. I asked her for............

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for some hot sauce, she said, you have to be careful, because it will burn. The best way to prevent burning is...

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Tucks medicated pads.  If that doesn't work, sitting in 2" of warm soapy water in the tub for 30 min. should cure what ails you.  My rubber ducky...

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, whose name is Sugar Balls, went missing the other day.   I looked all over for it, and finally to my dismay, I found it in the...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

 

refrigerator.  Right next to the...

bottle of Hendricks Gin.  After I drink three of four Gin/Tonics I start to think about...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

...nude pics of Judge Reinhold. Thats when I start to.... 

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

cry and vomit.  I make my way out the front door and I see...

that the Umpa Loompa's were spying on me.  I tried to catch the leader of the pack, but his sidekick jumped on my back and...

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started pulling out my hair. Once I was bald he jumped off and said...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

"put the lotion on your head".  Then, "come over here and...

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"it puts the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever its told".....

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dances naked singing " i got the short end of the stick"

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."