... dropped the soap. Opps, I said, as I bent over to...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

pick it up, I must have banged my head on the tub faucet.  The next thing I new the paramedics were...

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yelling CLEAR! This awoke me from my dream about

winning 200 million dollars. If I had all that money I would . . .

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 buy John Merrick's remains.  If I had any dollars left over I would...

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... buy a few PSLs at Soldier Field. Did you notice that when the green rabbit appears it means...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

that Hugh Hefner just took a viagra?  Its amazing that someone 82 years old can still...

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... drive a car. Can you believe that in Canda they have...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

Moose-head beer.  In Wisconsin, moose-head is..

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something you have to give before they let you wear a green/gold #4 Jersey.  If you ask me, that is worse than...

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having to smell Kimmy Giblers feet.  If anything, "Full House" taught us that...

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..pedophiles can live in harmony with their prey.  I thought I saw Bob Saget ......

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

driving an ice cream truck the other day.  But when I looked closely, it was Brock Forsey, he was wearing...

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..a sassy little number he must have gotten from the GAP. After I had my ice cream, I wandered over to the....

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

park with a few extra ice cream sandwiches.  The cops didn't like me offering ice cream to the children for free so they...

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shot me.  The cops must have been drinking because the bullets...

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missed me and hit a bunch of ducks. Despite that I thought it best to...

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put my days of giving away free ice cream behind me and run for a political office instead.  I went up to St. Paul, MN this week and saw..

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... a Merle Haggard concert. After he sang a song called "The Lap Dance Is Always Better When The Stripper Is Crying", I went...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

to the local "Adult" store.  I was creeped out when a guy dressed in a robe and slippers came out of the arcade and said to me...

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there is room enough for two in here,  but I am out of quarters and...

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beer, so its all yours. As I sat down I noticed...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

The Minnesota Vikings were all crammed into the booth with me. I thought to myself...

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