marcus monk came up with the glove defense and told cochran about it because he wanted to see a football player beat the system

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DownStateDan:

tdndenver:

SAYERS5140:

tdndenver:

When Marcus Monk was a kid Santa asked HIM what he wanted......

don't get it?

How do you not get it????? lOL

Every OTHER kid has to go TO Santa to ASK for gifts......

Santa WENT to Marcus to ask "What do you want"......LMAO

I thought Marcus Monk was Santa Claus.

Marcus Monk could never be Santa.... WHAT kid would DARE to pee on him??

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Because of the amount of time that he spends in the end zone, it was once suggested that Marcus Monk pay rent there. Monk replied by asking, “Why would I pay rent on property that I own?”.

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I have made it a team rule that my players behave as gentlemen and dress as gentlemen. I wanted to end the popular conception that professional athletes were a bunch of roughnecks.- George S. Halas

Monk told Mike Tyson that he would eat his children!

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before.")

New York has anticipated the rise of Marcus . . . they are tearing down the statue of liberty and replacing it with a statue of Marcus Monk!

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#5 Member of the Caleb Hanie fan club
#34 - Walter Payton, the best player in the NFL ever...

tdndenver:

DownStateDan:

tdndenver:

SAYERS5140:

tdndenver:

When Marcus Monk was a kid Santa asked HIM what he wanted......

don't get it?

How do you not get it????? lOL

Every OTHER kid has to go TO Santa to ASK for gifts......

Santa WENT to Marcus to ask "What do you want"......LMAO

I thought Marcus Monk was Santa Claus.

Marcus Monk could never be Santa.... WHAT kid would DARE to pee on him??

This would have been better if it was something like Santa asked Marcus for a new ... Like MM was giving the gift. As it is written it is still implying that the gift would be given to MM from Santa.

I am guessing that was not the intention. If it was, then it is not funny.

When Marcus was a kid he went to see santa and santa asked him for a new sliegh and some reindeer...How do you think Rudolf got the red nose.... Monk!

 

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M&M plain or peanut?

That's the question!

 i heard he slapped peewee herman in the face with a beef steak and knocked him out!  DA MONK!!!!

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I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES

Monk is the reason for high gas prices

 

Rumor got out that he perfered Oil as lube over KY ... the result

Shortages of oil and increased demand all over the globe

 

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If you were me ..... then I'd be you .......
and id use your body to get to the top....... YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

Marcus Monk is who E.F. Hutton listened to for financial advice...

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Stick'em was made from DNA from Monk's hands

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Go Cal Bears!
Just show up Chicago Bears.

If a tree falls in the forrest, Marcus Monk hears it.

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Elimitization of hatredism one evil doer at a time.

Start Caleb Hanie!

When Marcus Monk caught a fly ball in the bleachers at Wrigley, he came down with both feet in bounds.

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Let's just say the winner will be a certain team, from a certain MidWestern town, that starts with a C, ends with an O, and in the middle is HICAG

#1 Chicago Bears hooligan

During an Arkansas home game, Marcus Monk took one snap at quarterback. He took a three-step drop and wound up in Texas.

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I have made it a team rule that my players behave as gentlemen and dress as gentlemen. I wanted to end the popular conception that professional athletes were a bunch of roughnecks.- George S. Halas

When faced with dropping a baby from a burning building,ALL moms choose Marcus Monk to catch their baby.......

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

I heard while marcus monk was taking a dump he turned around and caught it with his "bear" hands before it hit the water DA MONK!!!

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I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES

Marcus Monk is only person know to be alive after gargling pop rocks and soda

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Go Cal Bears!
Just show up Chicago Bears.

Mike North was let go from the Score....Cuz he didn't talk about Marcus Monk enough

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Go Cal Bears!
Just show up Chicago Bears.

If Marcus Monk gave you directions, you wouldn't get lost AND get there on time...

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus Monk healed Kevin Jones knee using only a soda cracker, three pebbles, and his ora (he didn't really need the cracker or pebbles, he was just showing off ).

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Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Marcus Monk is faster than Devin Hester...

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2009 Off-Season Moves:
- Trade for Brady Quinn
- Sign WR Roy Williams

Monk was once cited for going 70 in a 15mph zone, while jogging, with a pulled hamstring and dress shoes.

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Marcus Monk moved this thread to another forum.

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