... rye whiskey. The guy at the window said "We dont got no whiskey, get lost" so I decided to punch out his...

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“I haven’t worried about that because I don’t control that,” Grossman said. “I feel like I’ve done a lot for this team over the last five years. I’ve had some unfortunate things happen to me and some bad games. But for the most part, I feel like I’ve been a pretty good contributor to this organization in winning a lot of games.

“I don’t know how many games I’ve won, but we’ve won a lot of games when I’ve played. I’m proud of a lot of things I’ve done and I’m not paying attention to anyone or anything that will try to tell me otherwise.”

toothless girlfriend and kick his dog in the chops took his last ten dollars and hailed a cab for........

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

Las Vegas.  It was a long ride there, but the cabbie and me spent the time talking about...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

... donkey shows. That cabbie really loved...

the tip I gave him.  He must have thought I was trying to pay for..

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the six pack of Schiltz that I drank on the way there.  He was visably upset with me a started chasing me down the strip when I ran into...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

Wayne Newton. I told him I though he did a great job in that movie with...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's

Clark Griswold's wife.  Even with that overbite that can open beer bottles she sure is...

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one fine piece of arsh. Do you remember the scene in the movie when...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

Clark lost all the money? He really was a...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's

upset and almost crying like a baby.  He should have just cut his loses and went to the Glitter Gulch and give the dancer...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

the rest of his money. This way he at least is helping a hot single mom get...

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that college education she is telling you about.  My favorite place to put the dollar bill is right under her...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

arch in her feet.  Sometimes if you get real close you can almost...

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make eye contact with the goldfish in her 8 inch heels.  I also wondered how they...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

... got those little ships into the bottles. Speaking of bottles...

i just remembered i left a whole fifth of Jack under my chair at the AA meeting so i went back to retrieve it and i found that.......

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

the drunk next to me drank it. I went up to him and punched him in the...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

ear. It reminded me of that movie with...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's

Matthew Broderick when he was working with the monkeys.  After watching that movie I realized that...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

i have way to much time on my hands. so.....

now I can't get that stupid Styx song out my head.  I ran into Dennis DeYoung at a bookstore at Midway airport two weeks ago, he was buying ...

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a pack of condoms. I asked why he was buying those at an airport and he said he was really hoping to...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's