it was clear that the turkey was done. Speaking of turkey, I went hunting for them last year and...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

I almost got shot by Dick Cheney. How do you think he likes...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's

Sara Palin's ability to handle big guns and a flute?  Some might think that is pretty... 

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difficult to do, but I was watching this movie last night that starred Misty Showers and she was able to do the same thing.  In the movie she was not only a great actress, but an excellent...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

...piccolo player as well as flute. It's mostly because her lips...

are conditioned to play such instruments.  It reminds, of this one day at band camp, the director...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

made us all march in a strait line.  With one hand we held our instrument, with the other....

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made us all march in a strait line.  With one hand we held our instrument, with the other....

we adjusted our stadium catheter.  Kind of difficult to keep a straight line with...

all the Mad Dog we drank the night before. The stadium catheter came out and I accidently...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

was to drunk to notice so i kept watching the game


when Brett Farve got traded,I

called up my friend, but he wasn't home.  I was kind of tired of the whole story anyhow so I continued working on my...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

nymphomaniac next door neighbor's womb.  I'm no doctor, but she asked me to manipulate... 

certain naughty bits.  I thought to myself, "This is very strange," but I proceeded to...

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"Well, I've had all that I wanted, of a lot of things I've had, and a lot more than I've needed of some things that turned out bad."
- Wanted Man, Johnny Cash

give her a full cavity exam...when all of a sudden she let out a big...

scream that shattered all the windows.  There was a little mouse running across the floor, I chase that little fellow all the way to the...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

hole in the kitchen wall. The hole then reminded me I was supposed to...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's

go fishing this weekend.  The last time I went, I didn't catch anything, but...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

the time before that I caught a boot and a log. I really hope I can...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's

catch a big red snapper this time.  My all time favorite place to fish is...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

cooling ponds at the Nuclear Plant in Braidwood.  I caught this I took him home and call him...  

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Fernando.  I introduced him to my pet monkey, spanky, and the dang aqualung spanked spanky until his guts fell out of his...

fury little belly.  I went to the zoo and tried to steal a replacment for Spanky, but when I got there...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

it was closed because the lions escaped. The lions were from Detroit though, so...

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2008 Offensive Rookie of the Year - Matt Forte

1800 Rushing yards
20 TD's

...they started a pickup football game with the bears that the quickly and poorly proceeded to lose, which made them...

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"Well, I've had all that I wanted, of a lot of things I've had, and a lot more than I've needed of some things that turned out