not let him see his father get trampled to death by stampeding wildebeests.  Elton John got the inspiration for Circle of Life by... 

by this game he used to play with his friends called Smile.  It was a wierd game where they sat at a table with a long table cloth and of them would...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

go under the table cloth and try to make people giggle.  It was this girl with braces turn to be it and...

she told off-color jokes about people with straight teeth.  There was a Beaver at the table who found her humor so intoxicating that he...

laughed like he never had laughed before...do you remember in the movie, Airplane, when she said that...

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if you want free beer, then go to the brewery.  Now get out of here before I put you two in....

Chains and matching bracelets. I saw a rocket the size of...

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Psalm 118:8,9
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. It. is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in princes.

Babich the frickin magician:

The only man who could take the spot light off of Turner.

The man who changed our D from bread and butter to Poo.

2Th.3:10 For even when we were with you, that if any would not work neither should he eat.

I'm the dude playin the dude, disguised as another dude. Robert Downey Jr.-Tropic Thunder.

All I want the Bears to do in 2009 is eat lightning and crap thunder, Is that really to much to ask?

If Big Govt. can give the people everything it needs or wants then it is big enough to take it all away.

a Volkswagen.  It passed over my house on the way to....

Walmart. It was trying to beat the.....

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Psalm 118:8,9
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. It. is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in princes.

Babich the frickin magician:

The only man who could take the spot light off of Turner.

The man who changed our D from bread and butter to Poo.

2Th.3:10 For even when we were with you, that if any would not work neither should he eat.

I'm the dude playin the dude, disguised as another dude. Robert Downey Jr.-Tropic Thunder.

All I want the Bears to do in 2009 is eat lightning and crap thunder, Is that really to much to ask?

If Big Govt. can give the people everything it needs or wants then it is big enough to take it all away.

the UFO that was next to it when all of a sudden

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

the UFO landed in the Wal-Mart parking lot.  The doors opened and out came...

Chew-baka and Princess lea, just married. Then the skies opened up and....

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Psalm 118:8,9
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. It. is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in princes.

Babich the frickin magician:

The only man who could take the spot light off of Turner.

The man who changed our D from bread and butter to Poo.

2Th.3:10 For even when we were with you, that if any would not work neither should he eat.

I'm the dude playin the dude, disguised as another dude. Robert Downey Jr.-Tropic Thunder.

All I want the Bears to do in 2009 is eat lightning and crap thunder, Is that really to much to ask?

If Big Govt. can give the people everything it needs or wants then it is big enough to take it all away.

and the lord urinated all over them, and when he was done he said....

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

Play Ball. Then there was a huge explosion and a giant.....

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Psalm 118:8,9
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. It. is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in princes.

Babich the frickin magician:

The only man who could take the spot light off of Turner.

The man who changed our D from bread and butter to Poo.

2Th.3:10 For even when we were with you, that if any would not work neither should he eat.

I'm the dude playin the dude, disguised as another dude. Robert Downey Jr.-Tropic Thunder.

All I want the Bears to do in 2009 is eat lightning and crap thunder, Is that really to much to ask?

If Big Govt. can give the people everything it needs or wants then it is big enough to take it all away.

blowup ballon in the image of Larry from Threes Company appeared.  It was very creepy and life-like...and then the giant balloon said...

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meet me at the Regal Beagle.  I thought this was odd because...

I was told they closed that place down and opened up a Sizzler in it place. Whenever I go there, I always order...

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the Ultimate Sizzln' Trio with extra sizzle.  The extra sizzle means that when your waiter brings it...

He does a little shimmy and shake and gets you extremely excited, be you man or woman.  Speaking of excited...

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"Well, I've had all that I wanted, of a lot of things I've had, and a lot more than I've needed of some things that turned out bad."
- Wanted Man, Johnny Cash

I saw that Oprah was so excited last Tuesday, that she even...

bought a round of drinks at Stormy Monday's in Forest Park.  She also offered to pay for my...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

Long Island Ice Tea, but what really got my attention was her big wad of.....

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Psalm 118:8,9
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man. It. is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in princes.

Babich the frickin magician:

The only man who could take the spot light off of Turner.

The man who changed our D from bread and butter to Poo.

2Th.3:10 For even when we were with you, that if any would not work neither should he eat.

I'm the dude playin the dude, disguised as another dude. Robert Downey Jr.-Tropic Thunder.

All I want the Bears to do in 2009 is eat lightning and crap thunder, Is that really to much to ask?

If Big Govt. can give the people everything it needs or wants then it is big enough to take it all away.

Soul Glo she had dripping of her ear.  I once sat behind her at the movies and...

and I rung out her hair in my popcorn.  My hands were so full of grease so I wiped them off on...

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Finch2 - President Emeritus of the Leon Joe Fan club

the girl, who was sitting next to me, sweater.  I think she misunderstood my actions, because before I knew it ...