the little girl in front of me started to cry, just like a little girl (weird).  Anyhow, the sound reminded me of the screaming baby lambs right before we would...

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ceremoniously try to milk their little lamb jibblies.  I'm sure the little lambies thought us city folk were just too...

drunk to milk them properly.  But after a slow start we were able to...

produce more than your standard milker.  My favorite farm animal is...

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currently running down Central Park.  The last time this happened...

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I got help from Joey and Ross to get it back.  I am really surprised that Chandler got married to Monica, I always thought he...

was more into boys.  Of course, I've been wrong before, like that one time....

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I picked up this 6'3" red head in this bar by Wrigley Field.  I thought she looked like Angie Everhart, I was shocked to she her go...

..down on a midget friend of mine. I always wear baggy pants to the theatre because....

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that way I can sneak a whole bunch of Pop Rocks, Sour Patch Kids, and Snow Caps in with me.  I used to buy the big buckets of popcorn until one night I found a...

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a tube of denture cream in it.  Surprisingly, the denture cream...

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tasted like chicken.  I hate when you are at the movies and the person in front of you...

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has a seizure.  In my opinion, if you're going to have a seizure at the movies....

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You should have the common decency to put the giant tub of popcorn down first. I though about stuffing his wallet into the siezure victim's mouth, but instead I...

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decided to reenact my favorite scene from the movie "When Harry met Sally".  Amazingly enough, several people...

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thought that it was me having the seizure.  As the paramedics put me in the ambulance...

I realized that tonight was Bingo night at the Senior center.  I'm not a senior citizen yet, but...

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I love going to these places and stealing their false teeth.  Some people call me horrible names because of this but its not my fault that I...

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have mental illness that causes me to do that. That reminds me, I have to take my medication. It's that stuff on TV where...

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I am supposed to call the Dr. if its painful or lasts more than 4 hours.  I can't think of any thing I can stay awake for four hours for except...

Degrassi Jr High marathons. I watched that show so much that one day...

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I made my living room into a giant litter box.  If it weren't for my horse...

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breath, I would have a girlfriend that would clean my place up for me.  I have tried everything to cover it up, but...

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I've knocked buzzards off of sanitation trucks with it.  Which is kind of cool, I guess, since I know a guy who...

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Sells chicken meat to KFC. Hey look, a shiny thing, I bet I could...

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