Um... must stay politically correct... must stay politically correct...
VICE
You know, you use it to hold metal bars and stuff while you bend them... phew... think I got away with that one...
(Hey Bill, what the hell are wrong with me Engerlish anyway? lol)
"America's Dairyland" is a bit boring. How about...
Wisconsin...the state that soap forgot. Wisconsin...the worlds largest trailer park. Wisconsin...where all genitals come complete with their own cheese. Wisconsin...where brothels are measured in acres. Wisconsin...love thy sister. Wisconsin...come smell our dairy air.?