classy and refined.  Afterwards, I fill my bathtub with jell-o...

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"I wouldn't set out to hurt someone deliberately unless it was important--like a league game." -Dick Butkus

ArmchairGM:

classy and refined.  Afterwards, I fill my bathtub with jell-o...

...hop in, and fantasize about Bill Cosby. If Cliff Huxtable were, in fact, real I would want to tell him...

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I promise to keep my sig clean.

Shady Bears Fan:

ArmchairGM:

classy and refined.  Afterwards, I fill my bathtub with jell-o...

...hop in, and fantasize about Bill Cosby. If Cliff Huxtable were, in fact, real I would want to tell him...

 

To give Cleo a punch in the melon. My neighbor is soooooo hot..

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

want to touch the heiney.  In third grade I learned to...

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Buddha13:

want to touch the heiney.  In third grade I learned to...

 

....Play with it properly. There was a time when I thought that... 

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

Wisconsin was a state North of Illinois.  I now realize that it is a ...

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Buddha13:

Wisconsin was a state North of Illinois.  I now realize that it is a ...

 

..a state east of Iowa. Whenever I see people wearing cheese.....

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

I ask to cut it with my axe. Deanna Farve will eat

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

IHATETHEBEARS:

Finch2:

When the annoying guy next to me spills his beer, I...

I use my scalpal to skillfully remove his genitalia so that I can place it in a hot dog bun and eat it with secret stadium sauce.

LOL LOL     THAT WAS GOOD!

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

tdndenver:

I ask to cut it with my axe. Deanna Farve will eat

The fumunda cheese off of Brett's Butt

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("We knew ... in that huddle ... there was a group ... destined ... to apply the kind of pressure ... that had not been seen before."

tdndenver:

I ask to cut it with my axe. Deanna Farve will eat

 

What Najeh Davenport left in his girlfriends closet. Next time I see a panhandler I'm gonna....

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

give him a "Tiger Woods" size tip. I watch Cubs games instead of in laccrosse because

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

tdndenver:

give him a "Tiger Woods" size tip. I watch Cubs games instead of in laccrosse because

 

...I am a closet maschocist. I'd like to boink that chick on the cadillac commercials because...

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

those "cold sores" have gone away. If you think about it you DO have to pay for

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

tdndenver:

those "cold sores" have gone away. If you think about it you DO have to pay for

 

..sex, because whether you get it from a ho, or your wife..they both cost you up the kazoo sooner or later. I like to refer to chick packerfans as "heifers" because....

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

unless you have a very accurate scale, you cant tell them apart. When the Pack start 0-4 this year

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

tdndenver:

unless you have a very accurate scale, you cant tell them apart. When the Pack start 0-4 this year

 

...the highways of Wisconsin will be littered with anatomically correct Aaron Rodger dolls. Other places where Head On can be directly applied other than the forehead are...

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

on the purple headed yogurt slinger, but be careful when applying because...

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it is a homeopathic remedy.  Everybody knows that a homeopathic remedy will..

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cause slight mutation, but don't be alarmed this will only...

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culpfiction:

cause slight mutation, but don't be alarmed this will only...

 

..enhance the sensation. I dont like cucumbers because...

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Future Wal-Mart greeter / BM in training

Mr. Obvious:

culpfiction:

cause slight mutation, but don't be alarmed this will only...

 

..enhance the sensation. I dont like cucumbers because...

...honestly, who really likes cucumbers? They're cold, wet and just about as bad as...

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I promise to keep my sig clean.

kissing a Packer fan's mom. Yesterday was the Tony Soprano's

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it