Marcus Monk is so bad, that the Devil asks him for suggestions

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Marcus Monk knows who REALLY assassinated JFK.

Monk's so bad @ss, South Park's to scared to make fun of him...

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BlitzinD:

Marcus Monk can improve Ron Turner's offense.

 

whoa, whoa, whoa.  let's not get carried away here...

Marcus Monk is who Willis (from Good Times) was talking about!

Navy Orange Ninja:

Marcus Monk is who Willis (from Good Times) was talking about!

Good one, except the show was Different Strokes.

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Packer Fan:

"Any intelligent Bears fan knows that the Packers suck."

dilligaf:

Navy Orange Ninja:

Marcus Monk is who Willis (from Good Times) was talking about!

Good one, except the show was Different Strokes.

Yes...Different Strokes...not Good Times.

Well, Marcus Monk is the original Kid DYNOMITE!!!

Marcus Monk was the inspiration for Shaft. Shut yo mouth! 

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Navy Orange Ninja:

dilligaf:

Navy Orange Ninja:

Marcus Monk is who Willis (from Good Times) was talking about!

Good one, except the show was Different Strokes.

Yes...Different Strokes...not Good Times.

Well, Marcus Monk is the original Kid DYNOMITE!!!

JJ from good times u mean?

Marcus Monk CAN touch M.C. Hammer

Marcus Monk once visited The Virgin Islands…now they are just called The Islands.

one nation, under monk, with liberty and justice for all

Few minutes ago the state of ILL. was shaking with thunder and lighting, all the Bears looked over and noticed that it was just Marcus sneazing  .  . 

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Marcus Monk was once bored and decided to google his own name.  This thread came up, and he simply declared, it is true.

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Philo:

I personally doubt this team will win more than 6 games with Grossman at QB, or more than 3 with Orton there.

Marcus Monk is actually a terminator sent back from the future to save the Chicago Bears recieving corps.

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"I wouldn't set out to hurt someone deliberately unless it was important--like a league game." -Dick Butkus

tdndenver:

Marcus Monk out fought the whole Spartan army in the movie "ONE"

HAHAHA

chanchito318:

tdndenver:

Marcus Monk out fought the whole Spartan army in the movie "ONE"

HAHAHA

LOL

This is mad-ness!!!!

No... This.. is ...Mar-cus!!!

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One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

Marcus Monk's poop is used as currency in Argentina.

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Packer Fan:

"Any intelligent Bears fan knows that the Packers suck."

dilligaf:

Marcus Monk's poop is used as currency in Argentina.

LMAO

Maybe we can give Urlacher the bonus he wants in Argentina's currency

His skills are so good that he caught himself when his mama gave birth to him.

His hotness will keep Chicago from ever experiencing wind chills in Dec-March.

He gets so much attention that thread creators say "Ariese who?"

There is no recession wherever he goes.

He beat Ditka and God in Nascar by pulling himself in a rickshaw.

When people ask, "What is the Matrix?"... we respond "No, what is the Marcus?"

He is...... the most interesting man in the world.



Marcus: "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends."

Touchstone Pictures is coming out with a new comic hero Movie!

They have selected Marcus Monk to play ........ The Flash !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space do you know who would win? Marcus Monk.

Marcus Monk fathered Jesus