MARCUS MONK VS. MINI DITKA -hmmmmmmm......errrrrrrrrr.......pre-heart attack definitely mini ditka but post-heart attack dat one's just to close to call!

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--Olin Kreutz on Rex Grossman:
"In my opinion, if you want to win the Super Bowl, you can't have a quarterback who manages games, you've got to have a quarterback who can make plays, who can do what Rex did for us today. And that's what he did. He went out there and won the game."
Alex Brown on Rex:
"He took us to a Super Bowl and people hated him for it."

Marcus Monk is so strong... he threw himself a pass on monday morning...and caught it tuesday morning... in the same spot that he threw it from.

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One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

In the name of the father, the son, and Marcus Monk

Marcus Monk is so strong, he can gargle peanut butter

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He doesn't do push-UPS, he pushes the earth DOWN.

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I promise to keep my sig clean.

Marcus Monk is so bad @$5 he can make Rex Grossman look good.

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"I wouldn't set out to hurt someone deliberately unless it was important--like a league game." -Dick Butkus

13'8" !!!

Once a pass was overthrown to Monk in the end-zone by about 15 yards.  He looked up as it was soaring over him and said, "go, go gadget arm," and pulled the pass down for a TD.

When the crowd look on in disbelief, he just gave them a wink and walked back to the bench.

Marcus Monk is the reason Communisim failed....

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus Monk made Mod 0707 mad once......

AND lived.... ( that will tell you ALL you need to know)...

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

cooney:

 Superman wears Marcus Monk pajamas to bed.

wow -- that's good! lmao!

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~ born a Bear fan ~

When Bret Hart came up with the phrase "The Best There Is, The Best There Was, The Best There Ever Will Be", he was referring to Marcus Monk!

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Official Member Of The Marcus Monk Fan Club!

Matt Forte Fan Club Member!

Brennan would've been a Great Bear QB!

When Marcus Monk won the "Bachelorette", he said..."Thanks Hon, but no thanks"

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus Monk can make a woman climax simply by pointing at her and saying "bang"

Once the season starts, Marcus Monk will lower the price of gas.

Marcus Monk owns ocean front property on Venus.

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Elimitization of hatredism one evil doer at a time.

Start Caleb Hanie!

Marcus Monk doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow

There are no such things as tornados. Monk just hates trailer parks.

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Trust in Lovie

65 million years ago, Marcus was watching the sunrise when a T-Rex found and took a small bite out of Marcus (years later, needs knee surgery) He got so MAD, he started KILLING dinosaurs by the hundreds . . . . next thing he knew, he was standing over a blood covered planet and thats why their Extinct!

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"Can you feel it?"


1st Internet Troll-Hunter !!!
#5 Member of the Caleb Hanie fan club
#34 - Walter Payton, the best player in the NFL ever...

1000ftditka!:

13'8" !!!

monk let you see his wang? All the bears cheerleaders must be jealous.

BlitzinD:

Marcus Monk can improve Ron Turner's offense.

Is this possible ?

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"If it aint' broke ,then leave it the F*#K alone"

God said "Let there be light"...and Monk rolled over in his bed to light the Sun.




 Monk told him from then on out.... he had to do it himself.... thats why the sun hasnt went out yet...

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One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

Marcus Monk sometimes goes by the name HAL-9000

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it