explain to me just how smug he really was.  I glad that Kimberly...

tried the "Rocky Mountain oysters". Even though she said they tasted like

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Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Malted milk balls, maybe next time ....

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And in that respect, Urlacher was just like too many others at Halas Hall who seemed to have too much money and too much security.

Urlacher underperformed in relation to his salary just as Smith did, and just as general manager Jerry Angelo did, and just as club president Ted Phillips did, and just as the McCaskey ownership did.

she'll stick with stewed trout.  I don't think she knew...

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"I wouldn't set out to hurt someone deliberately unless it was important--like a league game." -Dick Butkus

I was a warlock when she ate the stewed trout.  She woke up and...

Buddha13:

I was a warlock when she ate the stewed trout.  She woke up and...

was startled I was licking her toes.  It was a bad move on my part because...

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she was barefoot in the Porta jon, and also because of her webbed feet.   Next time I will be sure to...

Buddha13:

she was barefoot in the Porta jon, and also because of her webbed feet.   Next time I will be sure to...

pawn this girl off on my best friend.  Which reminds me, did you ever hear the one about the priest and the...

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... blow up doll. Or maybe that was the Sox...

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"America's Dairyland" is a bit boring. How about...
Wisconsin...the state that soap forgot. Wisconsin...the worlds largest trailer park. Wisconsin...where all genitals come complete with their own cheese. Wisconsin...where brothels are measured in acres. Wisconsin...love thy sister. Wisconsin...come smell our dairy air.?

Cornish Bear:

... blow up doll. Or maybe that was the Sox...

lame attempt to wake up their bats.  What surprised me the most about that was how...

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Finch2:

Cornish Bear:

... blow up doll. Or maybe that was the Sox...

lame attempt to wake up their bats.  What surprised me the most about that was how...

...the dolls could debase themselves by entering that clubhouse. I suppose they needed the...

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"America's Dairyland" is a bit boring. How about...
Wisconsin...the state that soap forgot. Wisconsin...the worlds largest trailer park. Wisconsin...where all genitals come complete with their own cheese. Wisconsin...where brothels are measured in acres. Wisconsin...love thy sister. Wisconsin...come smell our dairy air.?

Cornish Bear:

Finch2:

Cornish Bear:

... blow up doll. Or maybe that was the Sox...

lame attempt to wake up their bats.  What surprised me the most about that was how...

...the dolls could debase themselves by entering that clubhouse. I suppose they needed the...

extra attention because their daddy's didn't love them. I wonder if they tried to...

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Finch2:

Cornish Bear:

Finch2:

Cornish Bear:

... blow up doll. Or maybe that was the Sox...

lame attempt to wake up their bats.  What surprised me the most about that was how...

...the dolls could debase themselves by entering that clubhouse. I suppose they needed the...

extra attention because their daddy's didn't love them. I wonder if they tried to...

...use the bats on themselves before they turned them on the dolls? The things Guillen will do for...

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"America's Dairyland" is a bit boring. How about...
Wisconsin...the state that soap forgot. Wisconsin...the worlds largest trailer park. Wisconsin...where all genitals come complete with their own cheese. Wisconsin...where brothels are measured in acres. Wisconsin...love thy sister. Wisconsin...come smell our dairy air.?

Carol Slezak.  It makes you wonder who he loves more, Jay Marriotti or...

Buddha13:

Carol Slezak.  It makes you wonder who he loves more, Jay Marriotti or...

Joe Buck?  My money would go on...

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ArmchairGM:

Buddha13:

Carol Slezak.  It makes you wonder who he loves more, Jay Marriotti or...

Joe Buck?  My money would go on...

Marriotti.  The two of them were at the movies and...

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Finch2:

ArmchairGM:

Buddha13:

Carol Slezak.  It makes you wonder who he loves more, Jay Marriotti or...

Joe Buck?  My money would go on...

Marriotti.  The two of them were at the movies and...

sharing a bucket of popcorn and a soda. At one point they even......

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Re-enacted "Brokeback Mountain" a bunch of times. It just shows you sports writers

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Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

tdndenver:

Re-enacted "Brokeback Mountain" a bunch of times. It just shows you sports writers

don't always tell all in their columns.  I was reading an article yesterday about...

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Hillary Clinton, it looks like Rush Limbuagh really does have...

a serious problem with pharmaceuticals.  Which reminds me of where I was last night, these people...

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Nah, I don't drink beer. If I ever mounted a sheep, I'd do it with a diet soda in my hand. - IHTB

Face it, if you aren't an optimist and you root for this team then you're setting yourself up for a heart attack. :-)
-shajen

PAYTON 34EVER:

a serious problem with pharmaceuticals.  Which reminds me of where I was last night, these people...

kept trying to give me little blue pills.  I finally caved in, and since then...

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Finch2:

PAYTON 34EVER:

a serious problem with pharmaceuticals.  Which reminds me of where I was last night, these people...

kept trying to give me little blue pills.  I finally caved in, and since then...

 

I've been living with a guy named Cris who collects Richard Simmons memorabilia. Anyways, last saturday night we....

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Mr. Obvious:

Finch2:

PAYTON 34EVER:

a serious problem with pharmaceuticals.  Which reminds me of where I was last night, these people...

kept trying to give me little blue pills.  I finally caved in, and since then...

 

I've been living with a guy named Cris who collects Richard Simmons memorabilia. Anyways, last saturday night we....

we ran into some old college buddies.  It was great when I found out that...

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