marcus monk is really airese curry on stilts

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founder of the matt forte fan club

Marcus Monk is a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi.

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Packer Fan:

"Any intelligent Bears fan knows that the Packers suck."

dilligaf:

Marcus Monk is a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi.

Good one. 

How about this:

Marcus Monk was drafted in the 7th round even though he will definitely be a pro-bowler, because most coaches were afraid he would eat their souls.  They were right.

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10'1" !!!

Marcus Monk is more powerful in the Dark Side than Darth Vader!!!!

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"Give me 18 inches of daylight. That's all I need." - Gale Sayers

*superfriend*:

GMAN:

Larry Mayer vs. Marcus Monk

Who wins?

I think Larry still rules..just because its 'Larry'

 

 

 

Larry's other brother Larry, could kick Marcus' butt.

Marcus Monk



VS

Larry Mayer



That's a tough call

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1000ftditka!:

10'1" !!!

 

13'5"!!!

On his tippy toes.

 

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Elimitization of hatredism one evil doer at a time.

Start Caleb Hanie!

in the XFL

Before God created the world, he asked Marcus Monk..."May I?"

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

The Statue of Liberty is holding her torch up like that so she can light Marcus Monk's cigarette for him.

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Packer Fan:

"Any intelligent Bears fan knows that the Packers suck."

Marcus Monk cannot skydive, he just steps onto the ground from 10,000ft.

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

tdndenver:

Before God created the world, he asked Marcus Monk..."May I?"

lol

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Both of Monk's nuts are bigger than the other.

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Make an IMPACT, rather than leave a mark

King Arthur didn't really pull the sword out of the stone...he asked Marcus Monk to do it for him.

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"I wouldn't set out to hurt someone deliberately unless it was important--like a league game." -Dick Butkus

Einstien got caught plagerizing Marcus Monk

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus Monk is Actually on of Larry Mayer's illegitamite Love Childs

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bigraw.com

13'6" !!!

Marcus Monk doesn't wear condoms. Nothing can cover him.

Booker=worse Moose:

Marcus Monk doesn't wear condoms. Nothing can cover him.

LOL

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The birth canal Marcus Monk was delivered from is so good, you can stick in a cumcumber and it will spit out a salad

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Marcus Monk once lost both of his legs in a car accident, and still managed to walk it off...

 

 

Dm

calabis:

The birth canal Marcus Monk was delivered from is so good, you can stick in a cumcumber and it will spit out a salad

AHAHAHA

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Superman is jealous of Marcus Monk cause he eats kryptonite for breakfast

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it