tdndenver:

Before God created the world, he asked Marcus Monk..."May I?"

LMAO x2.
If Marcus knew what a Hockey stick was he could signal handily win the Stanley Cup for the Blackhawks.

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"If it aint' broke ,then leave it the F*#K alone"

Canada's #1 Bears Fan:

tdndenver:

Before God created the world, he asked Marcus Monk..."May I?"

LMAO x2.
If Marcus knew what a Hockey stick was he could signal handily win the Stanley Cup for the Blackhawks.

Marcus Monk played hockey once, he is so fast, every stroke of his skate's caused the ice to melt, and he ended up playing water polo......

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

In the 60's Monk Jumped up and caught Apollo 13 ... and brought it down safely for 6 points

Tom Hanks tried to shake Monk's hand ... and he was abruptly eaten

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If you were me ..... then I'd be you .......
and id use your body to get to the top....... YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

MARCUS MONK IS THE 'LOVE GURU'

http://www.lovegurumovie.com/

Shady Bears Fan:

Jbak80:

Marcus Monk is so powerful that he trains kung fu masters

 

 

HAHAHA!

Nice!

Gotta love Photoshop!

13'7" !!!!

Marcus Monk is workout partners with this guy cause he's the only guy who can spot him.

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marcus monk will score on you with a roundhouse fade route to the FACE

sorry chuck

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Marcus Monk is so bad... when police pull him over.... they beat themselves...

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A petty man is partial... and not universal in outlook; a great man is universal in outlook and impartial. - Confucius

Marcus Monk solved all the mysteries on "Unsolved Mysteries", that's why the show isn't on any longer.

Marcus Monk once visited tokyo, they now refer to him as "Godzilla". Every subsequent visit has resulted in the destruction of tokyo.

Buddhists must ask Marcus's permission before becoming a Monk.

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I'm voting Republican (watch the video)
Kyle Orton is our quarterback of the future now.
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups

Marcus Monk's farts cure cancer.

 

downstate_bear:

Marcus Monk's farts cure cancer.

 

Marcus Monk's tears also cure cancer...It is too bad he has never cried.

Marcus Monk invented Chinese Buffets!

Marcus Monk has never been wrong, he thought he had been once, but he was mistaken.

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

There was once a giant crater in the state of Utah. Then Marcus Monk had to take a pee. Thus...the Great Salt Lake.

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Packer Fan:

"Any intelligent Bears fan knows that the Packers suck."

tdndenver:

Marcus Monk has never been wrong, he thought he had been once, but he was mistaken.

Wait a second...

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Packer Fan:

"Any intelligent Bears fan knows that the Packers suck."

The Legend of Marcus Monk will die after the final pre-season Game. but even after that viva the monkes lives......on.....

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2009 Off-Season Moves:
- Trade for Brady Quinn
- Sign WR Roy Williams

Marcus Monk doesn't always drink beer....but when he does he prefers Dos Equis (XX)!

Marcus Monk is .......the most interesting man in the world!

 

 

Close 2nd: Marcus Monk is faster than Arise Curry.

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http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=3491

Marcus Monk out fought the whole Spartan army in the movie "ONE"

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Ralph Monroe-
Member of Caleb Hanie Hooterville fan club-

I said Hooterville and got away with it

Marcus Monk can improve Ron Turner's offense.

downstate_bear:

Marcus Monk's farts cure cancer.

 

 

This is only partially true, considering no one has ever survived this treatment.