Did Hass or Ball ever have their picture on the cover of chicagobears.com?  I don't think so! 

This alone, is a cold hard fact that proves the following:

1) Marcus Monk has the best hands ever
2) Marcus will be the #1 receiver before the year is through
3) Marcus Monk will score 15 TD's in his rookie year

Sorry guys, this is just plain and simple science.

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Philo:

I personally doubt this team will win more than 6 games with Grossman at QB, or more than 3 with Orton there.

I think Marcus Monk is already a shoe-in for the pro bowl this year, and he should have a place reserved for him in Canton. 

And I mean that only half-sarcastically haha :)

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Sean Connery: "Sorry if I get aroused, sorry if I don't."

Orton against the Pack: "Where you wanna go, O?"
Olin Kreutz: "I WANNA GO AT 56! (Nick Barnett)"

rar288:

I think Marcus Monk is already a shoe-in for the pro bowl this year, and he should have a place reserved for him in Canton. 

And I mean that only half-sarcastically haha :)

please , i heard a rumor that they are planning on inducting Marcus Monk into the HOF by mid season !

I heard if your tooth falls out and you put it under your pillow Marcus Monk leaves you a dollar.

Wait, that's Monk on the front page? I don't know, I'm pretty sure it's Kirk Barton, fellas.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=N_IAb_XmVa8

Well I hope he atleast sees the field, after Bradley MIA last year you never know with this coaching staff.. Plus the knock on him is getting seperation so hopefully he proves us all wrong and Rexy throws him 15 td's like hes supposed to

*puts down the kool-aid*

Monk even has David Balls number now.

6'8" !

I heard Marcus Monks hands are so good, he just signed a long term deal with allstate

Marcus Monk lays golden eggs.

Marcus Monk can name all 23 flavors in Dr. Pepper, alphabetically.

You forgot to mention that according to your sophistacated formula, Monk is guaranteed to be the first receiver in history to have over 2,000 receving yards in one season.

Good for us!

I heard Marcus Monk was a test tube baby made from Art Monk and Marcus Robinson's DNA.

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Reading all this propaganda makes me think Rashied Davis is the next Steve Smith.

"After all, I’m still the same guy who recently tried to cook a pizza on a plastic tray, melting the tray all over the oven." Larry Mayer

Marcus Monk can "Cut That Meat"

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Official Member Of The Marcus Monk Fan Club!

Matt Forte Fan Club Member!

Brennan would've been a Great Bear QB!

i heard a rumor his forty time is improving and hes on a pace to hit under 3.9 by fall

Earl Bennett already asked to have his jersey number changed because he can't live up to the pressure of wearing Monks #85.

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Official Member Of The Marcus Monk Fan Club!

Matt Forte Fan Club Member!

Brennan would've been a Great Bear QB!

Marcus Monk would consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and balls of lightening from his ***.

Marcus Monk was 5'9" when he emerged from his mothers womb.

When Marcus Monk was born, he delivered and named himself

Monk's (CBMB Modbot edit) is the size of Shaq's forearm

Marcus Monk once put up 200 yards and 3 scores while being covered by Champ Bailey and Deion Sanders.

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Big D Runnin:

Monk's (CBMB Modbot edit) is the size of Shaq's forearm

I didn't know Monk's girl posted here

we are going to jinx him I can feel it.

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“You should pay me like I’m one of a kind,” he told the Tribune. “It’s like dating a girl. When you find somebody who is real special, you’re going to do whatever it takes to keep her.” (Hester, 2008)

Can you say narcissism?