Also, consider firing off your explosives before polishing off that 12 pack. And try not to be like my neighbor who - if he wasn't so stupid - I would swear is actually aiming for my dogs (man are they freaked-out after last night). And clean up your own spent fireworks instead of making your neighbors do it.
Can you even have fireworks in IL anymore? They're legal here in Albuquerque, which is odd considering this place is usually a tinderbox in July. Anyways, I've got to work but the rest of you have a happy and safe 4th.
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