The internet is a good thing...thanks Al Gore. It gives me a chance to check out boobage I may otherwise of not had the chance to check out. I also like to get crap-faced, but havent had the time lately. I dont like underwear too tight.

If you happen to run across any squirrels, whack a few of'em. They are good for nothing lil varmints that like to sit on tree limbs and stare through windows.

My mailman is a semi-hawt female, I call her my femailman.   P.S. I am a manly-man.

I think my underwear is haunted...sometimes.

Some evil do'er left a semi-nude anatomically correct Aaron Rodgers doll on Favre's porch.

Ghost are afraid of Chuck Norris.

My wife makes me watch Iron Chef, my girlfriend makes me watch...ahhh...well, we dont watch much T.V. BOORAH !

geno59: Mr. Obvious: Cutler is tanking....and when the best Q.B. the BEARS have had in 30 years is Jimmy Mac....oh yeah, the Sid Luckman curse strikes again. Any Q.B. the BEARS have is DOOMED and must have a on the road to the hospital or early retirmement wish...it sucks man.   ALL HAIL THE FEARSOME FAVRESOME !!!!!! The Fearsome ...

Manly - Men dont play with plastic...unless they're like explosives or something. There have been times when yours truly has donned a pair of Birkenstock sandals, a sequined covered fannie pak, a wife beater t-shirt and my BEARS logoed speedos to get in touch with my feminine side. But it only resulted in me getting pummelled by the ...

dbears54: jay culter despite the fustrating INT's  is on pace to set ALL TIME BEAR RECORDS for yards , td's, etc.. yes that sure sucks!! we need more qb's trowing for 2,800, not 4,000 yards..and 10 td's not 28 for year. i'd hardly call that sucking.. or a curse   A Q.B. 's stats is meaningless if the team he gets all those dreamy ...